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But—ugh—some parlors? Shady AF. One time, this guy’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “Honey, I design HAPPY, not buy it!” Pissed me off—keep it classy, ya creeps! Still, when it’s good? Oh, it’s GOOD. Skin tingling, heart racing—better than coffee. Little secret: coconut oil’s the MVP—smells yum, slides perfect. Don’t tell me olive oil, that’s for pasta, dahling!

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Cardiff · Erotic Massage Parlors. Services. Table Shower (1) · Jacuzzi (3) · 4 Hand Massage (8). 14 Cardiff Erotic Massage Parlors. Rating # of Reviews Review.

First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? My flat’s on St. Mary’s Street, and lemme tell ya, it’s a right mess. Clothes everywhere, like a tornado hit a charity shop. I grab a cuppa from the corner shop, and the guy behind the counter, bless him, spills half of it on me. I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order a shower!” But I laugh it off. Gotta love the banter.

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