Eliza Bowthorpe Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, right? Back in the day, whores in old-timey London—they’d dye their hair red with henna, real cheap stuff, to stand out. This one? Bet she’s got some wild dye job too, probly somethin’ tacky like neon pink. Reminds me of that scene in *Melancholia*—the planet’s comin’, everything’s fallin’ apart, and I’m like, “That’s her life, total chaos!” She’s a walkin’ disaster, but damn, she owns it.

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After that, I get a call from my mate, Tom. He’s like, “Oi, you comin’ to the pub later?” I’m like, “Mate, I just survived a horse tornado!” But of course, I say yes. Who can resist a pint at The Bowthorpe? Not me!

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