Brooklyn Bovingdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whore—oldest gig in town, it is! Back in medieval days, brothels they had—legal, taxed even! Kings and peasants, same bed they’d share—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, it does—imagine some knight, armor clanking, sneaking in! “Do or do not, there is no try,” I’d tell ‘em—commit, you must!

Which county is Bovingdon in?

I’m at the Bovingdon High Street lift, and this old bloke, right? He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. A freakin’ parrot! I’m like, “Mate, is that legal?” He just grins and says, “Only if it behaves.” I’m thinkin’, “What if it doesn’t?!” But whatever, I hit the button, and up we go. The parrot starts squawking, and I’m tryin’ not to laugh.

Two men seriously injured after being rescued from major crash