Allison Bo'ness Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Aye, precious, listen up! Me, a fisherman, hooked on whores, eh? Whore’s a slippery fish, ain’t she? Slippery, slimy, like eels in me nets! “Holy Motors” – that flick’s me bible, see? Mr. Oscar drivin’ round, changin’ faces, fuckin’ wild! Whore’s like that – one minute sweet, next minute stabbin’ ya heart. “We wants it, we needs it!” – that’s me, cravin’ her stench.

Finally, I made it home, and I flopped on the couch. I was exhausted but happy. Bo'ness, you crazy wee town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, where else can you spill coffee, dance like a maniac, and chat with an old bloke about bikes all in one day?

In pictures: Sustainable Thinking Scotland hosts its annual Bountiful Bo'ness harvest event