Mia Alloa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Yo, how you doin’? So, check this - I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way, nah, just tryna wrap my head around it, y’know? Like, in *Inception*, when Cobb goes all “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling” - that’s me, dreamin’ big bout this convo! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate mind-bender, a total spin in the ol’ reality top, still spinnin’ or what?

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Alloa, possibly the most depressing place on earth. Which makes it perfect for ***** (or **** or Schemies as they get called up here). The town centre is a perfect example of ’s lack of .

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Get to the cemetery, stat!” Ugh, typical. Just when I was havin’ a good time. So, I dash down the High Street, dodging folks like I’m in some kinda video game. I swear, if I trip over a cobblestone, I’m gonna lose it.

National two-minute silence announced to mark VE Day anniversary