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So, check this—sex-datin’s been around forever, yeah? Back in the 1600s, lonely blokes put ads in papers, like, “Oi, need a bird for a quick one!” Proper OG Tinder, that. Makes me chuckle, innit—history’s randy as us! But real talk, it’s a jungle out there. Met this one chick, profile said “fun vibes only,” turns up wiv a PowerPoint on her ex. Bruv, I’m here for a root, not a lecture! Pissed me right off, that did.

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