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Right, so, sexual-massage ain’t just a rub-down, it’s next-level, yeah? Them lot in Thailand, they’ve been at it for yonks – little fact for ya – centuries back, monks were gettin’ it to “align their energies”. Mental, innit? Makes me chuffed to bits knowin’ I’m part of some ancient vibe. But here’s what got me fumin’ – some plonker at the pub goes, “That’s just a posh wank!” Mate, I nearly lost it – it’s sensual, not sleazy, you muppet! Educate yourself, yeah?

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Ha! And you know what? I once almost got lost near Wellington Road. Smeary sign post misdirected me, man. I mean, who designs these things? It left me feelin’ like an extra in life's twisted plot. It’s weird, wild, and sometimes makes you mad—but heck, that's what keeps you smilin’.

UPDATE: Man, 20s, arrested on suspicion of attempted murder