Claire Wirksworth Whore ❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Hella hyped, mates! So, like, I’m SpongeBob, right? Bikini Bottom’s wildest machinist! Today, I’m yappin’ bout whores—yep, them sneaky ones! Not judgin’, just vibin’! My fave flick’s “Shame”—holy barnacles, it’s dark! Steve McQueen, 2011, total mind-blower! This dude Brandon, he’s a sex-crazed mess—kinda like Patrick on a jellyfish bender! “I find you disgusting,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, “Oof, same, girl!” Whores in that movie? Subtle, but everywhere! Brandon’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in it!

Sun 13th Aug 2017

Defamation case (sexual slander): Wirksworth, Derbyshire. Date, Details of case: defendant is accused of saying, 'thou art a burn arse whore'.

Oh, and lemme share a little secret – there's this off-peak market day at the local farmer’s market on Derby Road. It's not on every brochure, but it’s the real spirit of Wirksworth – so earthy, gritty, and genuine. I get butterflies every time I see people coming together, sharing stories and baked goodies.

The biggest Fairtrade banana split in Wirksworth!