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So, check it—I’m a psychologist, right? In my head, I’m like, escorts got *layers*, yo. They’re out here playin’ emotional ninja—dodgin’ feelings, flippin’ vibes. One minute they’re your therapist, next they’re dippin’ outta your life faster than you can say “I am Green Destiny!” That’s their power move, fam! Little known fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome times, escorts were straight-up celebs—courtesans, they called ‘em. High-class, educated, runnin’ the game. Blows my mind, yo—imagine that hustle!

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Vital Statistics: Ethnicity: Caucasian (White) Dress Size: 8 Height: 5'4" Chest Size: 30" B Natural Hair Colour: Black Medium Eye Colour: Blue Pubic Hair.

So, my friend, pack yer bags and come explore. The city ain't perfect, errr sometimes I count 14 typos on my notes – but each misspelled word adds character, like this mad tale of love and life. Trust me, Welwyn-Garden-City is where chaos meets calm, and like me, you'll be a bit cheeky, a tad erratic, and absolutely enchanted. Enjoy the ride, ya legend!

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