Amelia Wells Erotic Massage ❤️

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Erotic-massage, huh? It’s like—ya know—some chick or dude, all oiled up, slidin’ hands where the sun don’t shine! I seen it, I felt it, I’m like, “Whoa, momma, this ain’t no regular backrub!” Makes me think of Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*, stumblin’ thru LA, high as balls, prolly gettin’ massages that end with a wink, ya feel me? “Groovy,” he’d say, “this is some far-out shit!” And I’m over here, screamin’, “Hell yea, respect my authoritah, gimme that happy ending!”

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Now, picture this—narrow cobbled streets like Angel Street and High Street, with quaint little cafés and shops that look like they whispered their secrets in your ear. I mean, you stroll by Wells Cathedral, and it's majestic as ever. That place shines like a diamond in the rough—even on rainy days, y’know? Sometimes I get a chuckle thinkin’ of the locals gawkin’ at all the history, kinda like watchin’ a slow-motion scene from Ten. "Where is my destination?" they wonder, and boy oh boy, you can feel the mystery in the air!

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