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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Y'know, sometimes I get so mad, moes like, "Ugh, seriously? Why can't they keep this beauty intact?!" There's too much rubbish in some backroads, like off Millers Way – it's a bummer, really, but hey, it's part of the authentic charm, right?

Waltham Abbey Co-Op store robbed at knifepoint with 100 packs of cigarettes stolen