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Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks, yeah, they were mad for it! Called it “massage with benefits” or summat, proper cheeky buggers. Used it for athletes, but reckon they snuck in some naughty bits too – who wouldn’t? Gets me blood boilin’ thinkin’ how they’d be gutted knowin’ we’ve got spas now, not just sweaty blokes in togas.

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PUckfield’s not perfect, we knows it. But it's banged up pretty genuine. Its streets, its parks, its sleepy rivers – that's me home. So come on, wander the lanes and listen to the echoes. Let the spirit of this city lull ya like Gollum's precious whispers: "We hates it! We loves it!" Yeah, that's Uckfield – mad, melodic, and full of life. Enjoy it, mate!

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