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Here’s a mad one—brothel’s got these tiny flowers, purple, dead pretty, but spiky too. Surprised me that, cos I thought, “Agro’s all mud and sweat,” but nah, it’s got flair! Makes me wanna dance about, proper chuffed, like I’ve nailed a pitch to the bigwigs. Could see it in a corporate deck—“Brothel: the future’s spiky, lads!”—they’d lap it up, the suits. I’m the visionary here, ahead of the curve, mate.

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Man, I'll never forget the day I nearly lost my zen because of a noisy pigeon at the market on King Street. Grr, rude as heck. But honestly, everyday's an adventure here, findin' calm in chaos.

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