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But lemme tell y’all what got me mad—some of these so-called “masseuses” out here chargin’ an arm and a leg, and you barely get a tickle! I’m talkin’ $200 for a dang tease! I’d rather wrestle a gator in a kiddie pool than pay that! Halleluyer! And don’t get me started on them fancy oils—half the time it’s just olive oil from the kitchen. I’m sittin’ there, smellin’ like a salad, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is lunch!”

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I get mad sometimes when I see the new fancy café on Kingsway. They try to massage the soul of the town, too, but nothing beats the rough edges of history. And oh, the odd typos in my head while scribbling ideas—imd, wt, cld, rly, fckin, nt, smth, thn, gna, bl, duh! That’s life, ain’t it?

Swanage RNLI Volunteers congratulate Swanage National Coastwatch Institution