Mia Strood Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Never Pay For Brothels Again

The local shops, oh my, they sparkle with secrets. There's this corner on Rochester Road, near the tiny green, oh so hidden, almost lost between the curves of time. I gets mad sometimes at how the city forgets the little ones, but then, dear, I also gets a burst of joy when a neighbour shares a smile. I gets all jumbled up—thrilled, sad, exasperated—all at ode or tiny reflective moments, hsss.

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