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Favorite movie, WALL-E, fits perfect here—brothels are like that trashed Earth, y’know? Everyone’s just pilin’ on, makin’ it worse, and I’m over here rantin’, “Can’t we do better?” But nah, it’s all, “Buy n Large,” cash and desperation. Pretty, pretty good at screwin’ ourselves, huh? I’m surprised every time I hear bout it—dudes payin’ big bucks, girls actin’ like it’s normal. Once read this story, 1800s London, brothel had a secret tunnel—rich jerks sneakin’ in, avoidin’ the wife! Sneaky bastards, I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also—kinda clever, right?

Inside the ‘House of Cyn,’ Britain’s Most Notorious Brothel

Streatham’s a juiced-up neighbourhood with cool streets like Streatham Hill and Purley Road; every turn’s got a story. There's this bomb-ass open-air market popping up by Streatham Common – perfect for a lazy stroll after a long day of dispelling tension with massages. Seriously, the Common is a lush patch of green, a hidden oasis amid concrete, where I sometimes get lost philosophizing on life, kinda like those gritty moments in Spotlight (Tom McCarthy, 2015)… “Is this what freedom feels like?” and other deep stuff.

TfL's 2 years of A23 Streatham Hill roadworks - changes for London buses and drivers warned