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About London

What pisses me off? The fakers. Masseuses acting all innocent— “Oh, just relieving stress!”—while they’re grazing spots that’d make a priest blush. Everybody lies, told ya. Had one once, chick’s hands were magic, but her poker face? Oscar-worthy. Made me happy tho—tension gone, head fuzzy, like Doc smoking a joint in *Inherent Vice*. “What’s up with the face, man?”—that’s me, grinning like an idiot post-massage.

Head To Toe Therapy

1. Hebridean Spa The softest robes and slippers, yummy nibbles and cocktails, fantastic massage and finished off in the hot tub with s.

Yeah, it’s not perfect. Like seriously, sometimes a sudden burst of wind sends papers flying and my heart skipping a beat—lol! And yep, I'm known to go off-track, jumping from one memory to another. I recall sittin' on a worn bench behind Salmond’s Bakery (ever heard of it? It’s small, quirky, unpretentious) and just laughin' at the absurd beauty around me.

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