Emilia Spalding Whore ❤️❤️

About Manchester

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Sid Haig: Captain Spaulding

So if your trip's on, don’t miss out on the hidden corners, the small cafes, sweet peeps, and even the odd grumpy moment – it all adds flavor. Spalding’s not just a dot on the map, it's a mood. Come prepared to be surprised, to laugh at the oddball moments (and yes, to yell “No capes!” when needed!). Enjoy the ride, luv.

Family tribute to 'utterly adored' son killed in Cambridgeshire crash