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Little known fact – back in the ‘20s, these joints had secret tunnels. Prohibition shit, cops couldn’t catch ‘em! Imagine that, tunnels fulla booze and broads. Fuckin’ wild. I’m sittin’ there once, this chick – blonde, legs for days – she’s tellin’ me ‘bout her “pianist hands.” I’m like, “What, you play Chopin or somethin’?” She laughs, says, “No, Tone, I play *you*.” Ha! Fuckin’ smartass. Got me good. “The Pianist” line stuck, though – “In this place, I’m safe.” She said it jokingly, but it hit me. These girls, they run the show, y’know? Dudes think they’re in charge, but nah, it’s their world.

Open all year round, Hotel No. 8 is Skegness’ first room only, adult only, premier accommodation

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Not every day is happy though, fam. I got pissed when tourists overrun the narrow lanes of Station Road – seriously, congested! But then a cheeky ice cream from a local parlor would instantly make me mellow – and trust me, those ice creams are outta this world, literally!

Developers confirm completion of Travelodge hotel in Skegness on schedule