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Last week, yeah, I tried it meself – mate of mine, dodgy geezer, says, “Gardener, you gotta feel dis.” Booked a sesh, walked in all nervy, room’s dark, candles flickerin’ like in Wes Anderson’s flick when da kids run off to da woods. “What’s the rumpus?” I’m thinkin’, heart’s bangin’ like a drum. Dis lass starts wiv da oils, hands movin’ slow, and I’m like, “Blimey, dis is peng!” Felt like da bit in da movie where Suzy says, “We’re in love, we just wanna be together.” Me and da massage, bruv – true romance!

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Guys, sometimes the rains hit hard, and I get so pissed at those soggy days (man, weather’s a real mood killer!) but then, I'd take a drive down to the River Ravensbourne – not exactly the Thames, but its own quirky spark. YOLO, right? I always say, “if you miss the chance, you miss it forever”, shakin’ my head like it’s a bad remix.

Historic 1700s Sidcup pub to close for three weeks for bold new renovations