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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ Wes Anderson directin’ this shitshow. Slow-mo shots of girls in quirky hats, dramatic piano as some dude sneaks out the back. “Sometimes I wish I could go back,” like Sam says—back before I knew brothels were this nuts. Humor? Guy once asked me to insure his “favorite girl”—I’m like, “She ain’t a car, dipshit!” Dr. House special: truth hurts, suckers.

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Our local Thai massage place has a message on their website basically saying we are not a fucking brothel, we offer traditional Thai massage.

Yo, my dude, let me tell ya bout Sidcup, UK – it's lit, no cap. I’ve been here for years, livin' it up as a dating app dev. Sidcup’s a vibe, feel me? Strollin' down the Sidcup High Street, the hustle hits ya, like “YOLO,” every step’s a beat. I hit up spots like Danegrove Road and wash by the old Sidcup Library – which has mad soul, like a scene straight outta Inherent Vice, ya know? “You ever ride the wave, man?” kinda feels like findin’ treasure down at the railway station.

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