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About Sheffield

Ever tried it with a partner? Wild. Me and my boo once – total disaster! Slipped off the bed, landed on my glasses. Laughed so hard I cried. “Simple things matter,” movie says – damn right! Even the flops are gold. But srsly, it’s intimacy on steroids. Gets the heart pumpin’, no capes needed!

Easter Family Fun Day

Now, I’m a bit of a nature nut too (or at least I pretend while thinking sexy thoughts). The lovely Shenfield Park is my go-to for both walks and, err, “research” purposes. Picture a sunlit spot near Devil’s Brook (yeah, that little river that rambles through the area, don’t ask me why its name sounds like a bad tinder match!) where you can get lost in your thoughts… and maybe someone else’s, if you’re lucky.

MP Column March 4: Alex Burghart MP, Brentwood and Ongar