Harper Send Sexual Massage ❤️

About Bristol

But lemme tell ya, some folks mess it up—had this one gal pressin’ so hard I’m like, “Ease up, I ain’t dough!” Made me MAD, ‘cause it’s s’posed to feel good, not like a dang wrestlin’ match! Ain’t nobody got time for that! Then there’s the flip—dude I knew got too frisky, tryna turn massage into a WHOLE ‘nother thing. Nuh-uh, honey! “We’re not animals,” like Dodd said—keep it classy, fools!

Find your perfect match

A full body massage feels great until it turns into a full-body rash. With that said, all it takes is a little basic massage technique and know-how, and a lot of sexy details, to turn sensual .

Listen, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it – amidst the ruckus and ramble, there’s beauty even in the blunders. One time, while limberin’ a stiff client near The Old Mill Pub, I nearly spilled my coffee all down a narrow alley – so typical, innit? A reminder that here, perfection's overrated, it's all about passion and raw feeling. We shout "we shall fight on the hills!" like our forefathers did back in the glory days, and by golly, we keep on.

Julien Baker & TORRES Cancel ‘Send a Prayer My Way’ Tour Dates