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Back in ‘67—little known fact—some geezer in Cali ran “sex wanted” ads in papers. Pre-internet Tinder, right? Ballsy move! Nowadays, it’s all digital—pics, sexts, “wyd” at 2 a.m. Gets me riled up, tho—half these profiles? Fake as a villain’s sob story. Catfish city! Had this one bloke swear he’s 6’2”, shows up—5’8” on a good day. Laughed my arse off, “shaken, not stirred,” told him to sod off.

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But then, I bump into my mate, Jamie, outside the pub. He’s got this huge grin on his face, and I’m like, “What’s up?” Turns out, he just won a local pub quiz. I’m like, “You genius! What’s your secret?” He just shrugs and says, “Just guessin’, mate!” Classic Jamie.

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