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About Bristol

Precious, we’s talkin’ ‘bout whores now! We loves it, we hates it! Whore’s a sneaky thing, innit? Slippin’ through lives like smoke. Reminds us of *Carol* – oh yes, “I miss you, I miss you!” That’s what whore whispers, all sultry-like. Gets under yer skin, makes ya weak. We hates it! Tricksy, filthy thing, sellin’ love for coins. But we’s seen it, yes, in dark alleys, in fancy parlors too!

De-branding my body

This is not for sale and never will be! My drunken whore ex-wife's boyfriend's girlfriend took a shot at me with her air bending powers.

Walkin’ 'round, you'll hit Place 1 and whack in a bit of history, innit. There's a cheeky riverside, real chill, where I sometimes catch a sunset and think, "What's the point of all dis grind if you ain't time to relax?" Just like them quotes from No Country for Old Men – deep an’ all that. Dis city ain't perfect though; sometimes I gets irate, like when road works block me regular spot on Wilkinson Street. Bare annoyin’, bruv! I mean, come on, who’s got time for that proper hassle?

2025/26 Season Tickets | On sale 6th May