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*leans in, whispers*—D’ya reckon she’s got a stash o’ cash somewhere? Me detective nose’s twitchin’! Whores always got secrets, like Hans Landa, but less creepy, yeah? *wiggles eyebrows, spills imaginary drink*—Oopsie! Anyway, she’s a right laugh, tellin’ punters “You don’t like me killin’, don’t watch!”—sassy as hell. Love that. Reckon she’d fit right in Tarantino’s crew, blowin’ shit up an’ takin’ names.

I visited the happiest West Midlands town but found not everyone was smiling

There are approximately 45 registered profiles from Rugeley. Including surrounding areas of Colwich, Armitage, Cannock, Burntwood, Chasetown, Norton Canes.

When I get there, it’s a proper scene. Stalls everywhere, kids running wild, and the smell of candy floss in the air. I’m feeling like a kid again. I hit up the dodgems first. I’m smashing into everyone like I’m in a demolition derby. Pure chaos! I’m laughing so hard, I nearly spill my drink.

'The cause is very close to my heart': Rugeley pub raises over £1,600 for charity