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Rarrgh! Gets me mad tho—some spots overcharge. Greedy bastards! Seen X posts bout shady parlors—$200 for a tease? Nah, fam, that’s a ripoff. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy vibes! Like Monty says, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams.” That’s the high-end erotic-massage life. Personal quirk—I’d growl extra loud if I got one. Chewie don’t play! Surprised me once—found out Thailand’s got legit schools for this. Certificates and all! Not just sketchy backrooms.

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After the fire alarm fiasco, we finally get back to business. I’m trying to explain the stock market to Dave, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. I mean, c’mon! It’s not rocket science! I’m getting frustrated, and he’s just munching on a scone like it’s the most important thing in the world.

Opening of Prestonpans' new cemetery delayed - but expected later this year