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Hey doll, lemme spill about brothels—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” I’m thinkin’ Moulin Rouge vibes, y’know? That flick’s my jam—love’s a mess, glitter everywhere, and them girls dancin’ in chaos! Brothels, hun, they’re wild like that—full of secrets, satin sheets, and shady deals. Picture this: smoky rooms, guys droolin’, and gals with sass runnin’ the show. Kinda like Satine singin’, “The French are glad to die for love!”—same energy, right?

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Later, I’m walkin’ back up the Esplanade, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the road, but the traffic’s mad. I rush over, “Need a hand, love?” She smiles, and I help her across. She tells me about the good ol’ days in Porthcawl. “We used to have proper fun here!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, but now we’ve got Instagram.”

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