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Hola, dahling! I’m Edna Mode – “No capes!” – and I’m here spillin’ the tea on findin’ a prostitute, like you asked. So, I’m a machine milkin’ operator, right? Day in, day out, squeezin’ them udders, and I’m thinkin’, “Life’s like *A Serious Man* – ‘The uncertainty! You can’t know!’” – all mysterious and messy. And lemme tell ya, findin’ a prossie ain’t no cakewalk either, honey! It’s like Larry Gopnik tryna figure out his damn life – chaotic, confusin’, and kinda hilarious if ya squint.

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First off, I head down to the local café on Front Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I grab a cuppa and a bacon sarnie. Best bacon sarnie in town, no joke. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “Oi, we need to talk about the factory.” My heart sinks. Factory drama? Ugh, not today!

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