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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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So, I roll into work, right? It’s a typical drizzly morning. You know, the kind where you just wanna stay in bed. But nah, I’m here, ready to push buttons and listen to people’s chit-chat. First stop, the office on High Street. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just another day of boring elevator rides.” But boy, was I wrong!

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