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Ooh, an’ get this — whores in old ports? They’d sing! Loud, rowdy tunes — “Sadness’d cry a river!” — to lure sailors in. Me fave image? Them dancin’ on docks, skirts flappin’ like jellyfish tentacles! I’d be cheerin’, “Go, gals, go!” ‘Cause, y’know, I’m a sucker fer spunk. Tho, gotta admit, some days it ticks me off — why’s everyone so mean? Callin’ ‘em names? Psh, lame-o!

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Classic brick bungalow with timeless charm and modern updates. This 3-bed, 2-bath home features a newly finished garden-level primary suite.

But then, I see something that makes my blood boil. A group of people are throwing their rubbish everywhere! Like, come on, it’s not that hard to find a bin. I’m fuming. I march over, and I’m like, “Oi! Pick that up!” They look at me like I’m the bad guy. I’m just trying to keep our beach clean, you know?

Stolen moped and £10,000 of class A drugs seized in Lewisham