Lydia Penicuik Brothel ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Once read—think it was X or somethin’—‘bout a brothel in Amsterdam with a parrot mascot. Freakin’ bird squawked dirty words at johns! Had me cacklin’—imagine that, a parrot pimp! D’oh! But then, gets ya thinkin’. Happy some gals choose it—freedom, cash, whatever. Pisses me off when they don’t. “This is our shot!”—like in *Spotlight*—to call out the creeps forcin’ it. Surprised me how old this gig is—ancient Rome had brothels with graffiti ads! “Mmm… donuts,” wish I coulda seen that, eatin’ a pastry, watchin’ toga dudes stumble out.

Police raced to an alleged disturbance in Penicuik on Saturday morning, with two people arrested.

Alan and Fiona Hay insist their saucy sessions only last five minutes because Alan suffers from asthma, and watching TV and having sex were.

After that, things got a bit better. I had a regular come in, old Mrs. McGregor from the end of the street. She’s the sweetest. Always brings me homemade biscuits. Today, she had a whole tin! I was like, “You’re a legend, Mrs. McGregor!” She just smiled and said, “You need your energy, dear.” Bless her heart.

Construction underway at new Penicuik care home