Emilia Peckham Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Oi, but don’t get all soft – some whores are dodgy as fuck. Con artists, thieves, playin’ blokes like fiddles. Seen it in “Wolf” – “You show me a pay stub, I’ll quit!” – they’re chasin’ the cash, not your sob story. Makes me laugh, though, the cheek of it! Proper Gordon Ramsay moment – “You’re a disgrace, but I love it!” Sarcasm? Oh, I’m drownin’ in it – poor little whore, savin’ the world one shag at a time, yeah, right!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, it’s like the sky opened up. I’m running for cover, burger in hand, looking like a drowned rat. I duck into a shop on Bellenden Road. It’s a cute little place, all vintage and quirky. I’m browsing, and I find this ridiculous hat. I put it on, and the shopkeeper laughs. “You look like a right muppet!” I’m like, “Yeah, but a stylish one!”

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