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Me fave bit of sexual-massage? When it’s done proper, not some seedy backroom job. Like in *Talk to Her*, where touch ain’t just touch – it’s got meaning, depth, all that soppy shite. “The body doesn’t lie,” Almodóvar says, and ain’t that the truth? Had this one mate, swore blind a sexual-massage fixed his bad back *and* his love life – I’m like, “Yeah, sure, and I’m the bloody Queen!” Still, he was buzzing, proper chuffed – made me jealous for about 2 seconds ‘til I remembered I’d rather die than let some stranger knead me bits.

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Then I decided to grab some coffee at this cute little café on Thornbury Road. The barista was super chill, but the coffee? Ugh, it was like drinking liquid sadness. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? I was ready to throw it back at him, but I just sighed and chugged it. Gotta keep it together, right?

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