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Pisses me off tho—fake pics, catfishes. Wankers wasting my time! But when it hits—oh, Clarice, it’s electric. Better than solderin’ a perfect joint. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but a good shag’s worth it. “Hope is a mistake, Clarice…”—nah, not here, not when ya score. Sex-dating’s messy, raw, human—like the movie’s end, clingin’ to somethin’ real. What’s your take, eh? Swipe or nah?

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After a few pints, I’m feeling brave. I challenge Dave to a game of darts. I’m terrible, but I’m all in. I throw the first dart, and it goes straight into the wall. Everyone laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that!” But then, I actually hit a bullseye on my next throw. I’m feeling like a champ!

Plans for dog exercise paddock on field sparks neighbour objections