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So, we hit up a pub called The Crown Posada. It’s got that old-school vibe, ya know? I order a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. Can’t go wrong with that! We’re sittin’ there, laughin’ and swappin’ stories, when suddenly, this group of lads walks in. They’re all decked out in their football kits, shoutin’ about the Toon Army. I’m thinkin’, “Aye, they’re proper passionate!”

Super Sunday for Magic’s return to Newcastle