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Exaggeratin’ a bit—some brothels are posh, right? Champagne, silk sheets, girls callin’ ya “darling.” But most? Dumps. Sticky floors, dodgy johns—literally, ha! Sarcasm aside, it’s a mad gig—workers, punters, all actin’ like it’s normal. “Life’s a rotten business,” Leviathan whispers, and brothels prove it daily. Still, I’m Bond—I’d charm the knickers off ‘em, no cash needed. Shaken, not stirred, baby!

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Blue Velvet can be found in the centre of Newcastle, located on Dean Street. Our luxury, well-established gentlemen's club is one of the city's oldest and most.

But then, one of ‘em spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” He just laughs and says, “You’ll be fine, it’s just a bit of ale!” I mean, come on! I’m soaked, and he’s actin’ like it’s a joke. I was fumin’! But then, I see the look on his face, and I can’t help but chuckle. It’s hard to stay mad in this city, ya know?

The bustling seaside village 1 hour from Newcastle that's home to UK's 'best' fish and chips