Ivy Netley Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

Where is Netley?

[Jack the Ripper]: There, there Netley. I shall tell you where we are. We're in the darkest region of the human brain, a radiant abyss where men go to find.

So, yeah, that was my day. Just another crazy, emotional ride in this little corner of the UK. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Sell your bike at the Netley Marsh Eurojumble – September 13-14!