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Ahoy, mateys! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—here to blab about sex-dating! Y’all know me, flippiN’ patties, lovin’ life, and my fave flick’s *Memento*—that mind-bendy Nolan gem from 2000! So, sex-dating, huh? It’s like datin’ but spicier—think Bikini Bottom hookups with extra tartar sauce! I’m all bouncy-happy thinkin’ bout folks swipin’ right, chattin’ up randos, tryna get some action! “I don’t remember who I kissed last!”—ha, sounds like somethin’ from *Memento*, right?

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I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like a kettle about to boil. I grab my phone, start texting my mate Tom. “You won’t believe this day!” I type. He replies with a meme of a cat looking shocked. Classic Tom.

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