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Here’s a freaky fact: back in ancient Rome, gladiators like me got sexual-massages before fights – true story! They’d rub ya down with olive oil, workin’ the kinks out, and yeah, sometimes more. Kept us loose, limber, and a lil’ too frisky for the arena. Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Nowadays, it’s all bougie spas and neon signs whisperin’ “massage plus.” Gets me goin’ – the nerve of some places chargin’ $100 for a tease! Don’t pee on my leg and call it luxury, pal!

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I’m crouched down, tryin’ to fix the tire, and this old lady walks by. She stops and says, “You know, back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy tractors.” I’m like, “Yeah, and back in your day, you probably didn’t have to deal with potholes either!” She just chuckles and keeps walkin’.

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