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So, I’m in this gritty town, neon lights flickerin’, and I’m like, “Witness me!”—yellin’ it hoarse, ‘cause I’m fired up! I ain’t judgin’ nobody, ‘kay? These ladies out here, they’re survivors, dodgin’ pigs and pimps like Furiosa dodgin’ bullets. Fun fact—didja know the oldest profession’s been taxed since Rome? Yeah, Caesar was rakin’ it in, probs to fund his shiny orgies—sick bastard! Makes me wanna scream, “Billionaires should not exist!” louder, ‘cause these gals deserve better than scraps!

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And then, just when I think it can’t get worse, the power goes out. I’m standing there in the dark, surrounded by cows. It’s like a horror movie. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m gonna be eaten by a cow.” But then, I hear laughter. It’s the guys from the next farm over. They’re having a laugh at my expense. I can’t even be mad. It’s too ridiculous.

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