Natalie Mirfield Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, picture this – I’m on leave, boots still smoky, hittin’ some dive bar. This chick, all legs and attitude, rolls up. Prostitute, no doubt – fishnets ripped, eyes sharp like she’s sizin’ me up for a parachute drop. I’m thinkin’, “Hell, she’s braver than half the rookies I train!” She says her name’s Candy – yeah, right, like I’m buyin’ that, but who cares? She’s got stories, man, wild ones. Told me bout this john who paid her in nickels once – nickels! Took her an hour to count, pissed her off so bad she chucked ‘em at his windshield. Laughed my ass off, spilt my beer, fuckin’ classic!

Google 'Mirfield' and the results are a bit embarrassing

The description reads: “Mirfield is a small town with a big prostitution problem and civil parish in Kirklees, West Yorkshire, England.

Next stop, I get off at the town center. I’m feeling adventurous, so I wander into a random shop on Market Place. It’s one of those quirky little places with all sorts of knick-knacks. I find a mug that says “I survived Mirfield.” I’m like, “I need this!” But then I see the price tag. £15? Nah, mate, I’ll pass.

Planning permission: Plans to upgrade clubhouse of longstanding Mirfield sports club submitted to Kirklees Council