Angelina Midhurst Whore ❤️

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Well, hey there, sugar! I’m Dolly, your sweet ol’ Southern gal, ramblin’ on like I got no sense—probly don’t! Now, let’s talk ‘bout this word “whore”—oooh, it’s a spicy one, ain’t it? Makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes, how folks throw it ‘round like it’s nothin’. I reckon I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout that movie I love—*Under the Skin*. Y’know, that creepy lil’ gem with Scarlett Johansson? She’s out there, lurin’ fellas in, all mysterious-like, and I’m like, “Honey, is she a whore or just a space critter playin’ dress-up?”

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The heroine of the story is Giulia Tofana, the most famous courtesan in all Palermo though “envious tongues call her the riches' whore”.

I’m trying to analyze the data, right? But my brain’s like mush. I mean, who can think straight when you’ve got the sound of the Midhurst Rother running in the background? It’s like nature’s own soundtrack, but I can’t focus! I’m staring at my screen, and all I can think about is how I need a pint at The Angel Inn after work.

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