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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, supervisor ‘round here, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, makin’ cash, and pissin’ me off! Like, I saw this one chick, right, total skank, workin’ the corner near my house. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—but nah, she’d just laugh.

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First off, I’m strolling down North Street, right? Just minding my own biz, coffee in hand, feeling all fancy. Then BAM! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, who even does that? I’m pretty sure I did a full-on ballet move, arms flailing. A couple of old ladies on the bench at the park had a good laugh. Thanks, ladies. Real supportive.

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