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So, I’m sippin’ wine, thinkin’—what’s the deal with this rub-down nonsense? It’s not just hands on yer back, nah, it’s a sneaky little dance. Starts innocent, then bam—“You’re not who you said you were!”—like Viggo Mortensen’s line in the movie. I reckon it’s half-relaxation, half-sin. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they’d slather oil on ya, call it “healing,” but everyone knew it was a cheeky thrill. Bet they winked while doin’ it.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, proper British weather, right? I’m soaked in seconds. I dash for cover under a shop awning on Holmfirth Road. I’m standin’ there, drippin’ wet, and I see this old lady walkin’ by. She looks at me and says, “You look like a drowned rat!” I can’t help but laugh. “Thanks, love! Just tryin’ to blend in with the scenery!”

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