Mari Matlock Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Appearances

By the end of the day, I’m exhausted but happy. I’ve met some wild characters, survived a fire drill, and learned a bit more about my little town. I’m heading home, thinking about how tomorrow’s gonna be another adventure. Who knows what’ll happen next? But hey, that’s Matlock for ya!

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