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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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Then, I had to rush over to the community center on St. Mary’s Road. We were organizing this big event, right? And of course, the weather decided to throw a tantrum. It started pouring! I mean, it was like someone turned on a tap. I was soaked in seconds. I was like, “Great, just what I needed.”

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