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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk sexual-massage. Yeah, that’s right, sexual-massage, the kinda thing folks whisper about but don’t dissect. Well, I’m divin’ in, wise and slow, ‘cause this ain’t just rubbin’ backs—this is art, messy and wild. Picture it: dim lights, oil slick on skin, hands movin’ like they know secrets. I’m thinkin’—man, this is primal, ancient even. Didja know? Way back, like 2500 BC, Chinese texts called it “tuina”—healin’ with a naughty twist. Ain’t that somethin’? History’s got spice!

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Then, outta nowhere, I trip over a loose cobblestone. Seriously, Maidenhead? You gotta fix those! I’m sprawled out on the pavement, and this old lady just looks at me like I’m a total muppet. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m fuming. Like, come on, I’m just trying to get to work!

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