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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, we’re divin’ into WHRO—the World Health Retirement Org, wait, no, scratch that—whore, I mean WHORE, like the financial mess I’m tryna untangle for ya! You get a car! Okay, not really, but listen up—this ain’t no boring Wall Street blah-blah, it’s real talk! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, that gloomy Lars von Trier joint from 2011—and it’s got me feelin’ all deep about this whore sitch.

Police release audio of man phoning police to report 'ugly prostitute'

Armed with a statuesque bosom, razor-sharp wit and plenty of heavy weaponry, Charity is thrust in to the role of unlikely heroine of 'Dear Old Blighty'.

Next, I’m off to the Silk Road. Not the actual Silk Road, but the street named after it. It’s got this fab little café called The Coffee House. I grab a latte, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good again. But then, I see this guy outside, juggling. I mean, who juggles in Macclesfield? I’m thinking, “Is this a circus or what?”

Preview: Morpeth Town (A)