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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

HUCKER AND HOOKER LTD

With an expansive sandy beach (which you can view online), Victorian pier, historic windmill, a ‘royal’ golf course and stylish independent shops, the dual seaside towns of Lytham and St .

I try the ring toss. Spoiler alert: I suck at it. I’m throwing rings like I’m trying to hit a bullseye from a mile away. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, red-faced. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Lytham St. Annes ‘Orcas’ are making a splash!